Eternal life and such
The other day, while I passed by a Church, coming home from an exhibit, there were two women giving out folders about God’s teachings. [I’m not talking about Stephen Colbert now].
She stopped me – they always do, I must have an angel’s face or something, and I really try hard to look like a bad ass – and gave me the folder and asked, “Child, do you believe in eternal life?”
I [swear to God I did] answered, “Yes, if you are a vampire.”
The best day ever.
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